To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
—Ogden Nash
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
—Dorothy Parker
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
—Groucho Marx
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.
—Katharine Hepburn
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
—Stephen Leacock
An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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